o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
whenever i see someone playing ariana as rude or mean for no reason i vomit up blood xD
someone pop this pimple in my eyebrow
AU: Liam starts dating Michael Jackson after months of internet flirting. Both are very much in love with one another.
o wait tickets are $200 and they arent even the main act no thank u
HOLY SHIT THEY ARE PERFORMING AT THE XFINITY CENTER THATS HUGE
I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT THERE. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MICROWAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT SOMEONEN STOLE MY GODDAMNED MICROWAVE WHILE I WAS VACATIONING. MY TV IS STILL HERE EVERYTHING IS STILL HERE THEY STOLE MY GOIDAMNED MICROWVAE. ITS FUCKING GONE WHAT THE HELL I JUST WANT A GODAMNED MOTHEFUCKING QUESADILLA
Here’s some advice…. learn to use a stove. They taste better that way any way.
jokes on YOU i made thi s post up for notes how do you FEEL
5h is coming to boston again but wtf where is “radio show” i cant handle this