hello my name is becca i suck at descriptions but hey!!! holla at me!!

"You catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly."

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

Anonymous:
smh at the people who get all high and mighty bc they don't play a popular fc "like everyone else" like just bc you don't play ariana as an idiot or harry as a womanizer or justin as an asshole doesn't make you a better rper it just means you're more aware of cliches so stfu bc you acting like that is the same as saying "im not like other girls!!!!!"

whenever i see someone playing ariana as rude or mean for no reason i vomit up blood xD

someone pop this pimple in my eyebrow

harrystylesdildo:

AU: Liam starts dating Michael Jackson after months of internet flirting. Both are very much in love with one another.

o wait tickets are $200 and they arent even the main act no thank u

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE PERFORMING AT THE XFINITY CENTER THATS HUGE

vvhaleshark:

renners-chick:

vvhaleshark:

I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT THERE. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MICROWAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT SOMEONEN STOLE MY GODDAMNED MICROWAVE WHILE I WAS VACATIONING. MY TV IS STILL HERE EVERYTHING IS STILL HERE THEY STOLE MY GOIDAMNED MICROWVAE. ITS FUCKING GONE WHAT THE HELL I JUST WANT A GODAMNED MOTHEFUCKING QUESADILLA

Here’s some advice…. learn to use a stove. They taste better that way any way.

jokes on YOU i made thi s post up for notes how do you FEEL

5h is coming to boston again but wtf where is “radio show” i cant handle this

SH